boromir:

Faramir and I… and other unimportant Gondorians.

Your friend,

Boromir of Gondor

None of the above.

Denethor? Really? That’s narsty, even by creeper Anon standards.

Why is “butt” capitalized?

If you are making a libelous claim, the least you can do to give yourself a little credibility is punctuate and capitalize it correctly.

Of course, you are an Anon, so maybe credibility isn’t what you were going for…

How very immature. If all you evil creatures spent less time drawing pornographic pictures and more time actually doing evil deeds, maybe you wouldn’t be so pathetic.

Well, actually, you would…

Are you seeing things? You ought to visit a doctor if you’ve been hallucinating!!!!!!!!!!!!one

And it’s not like it would be surprising if I spent time with Boromir. He is my brother, after all.

But if you are so interested in romantic relationships between brothers, perhaps you should look into this show “Supernatural?” I hear it’s very incestuous…

Uh, no he hasn’t…

I don’t know where you’re getting this information (tabloids? Denethor?) but anyway, why would I ever cheat on Éowyn? She’s a total bamf, and I happen to be hopelessly in love with her.

Do you think I’m the sort of person to cheat on my pregnant wife, Anon? Do you?

Wish I was with her, think about her, dream about her, research pregnancy/parenting, etc…

faramir:

gimli:

nazgul3:

gimli replied to your post: Like Galadriel could do anything for you… you should get with a real woman, like me. I promise I can show you a time like no one else… and that elf-bitch wouldn’t even come close.

Excuse me, I am not a WOMAN.

I DON’T…

Haha no need. I already know exactly how Eowyn deals with Nazgul.

gimli:

nazgul3:

gimli replied to your post: Like Galadriel could do anything for you… you should get with a real woman, like me. I promise I can show you a time like no one else… and that elf-bitch wouldn’t even come close.

Excuse me, I am not a WOMAN.

I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. YOU HAVE DECIEVED ME.  

I deceived you? I made it clear I was not interested. Also, how could you mistake this hunk of dwarf for a woman??

He probably can’t tell man from woman because he doesn’t remember the difference.  It’s not as if wraiths can have much of a sex life.  How many millenia has it been since he got any action?

Don’t feel too bad, Nazgul. You can make a movie based on your life: “The 40-Million Year-Old Virgin”